science-and-coke:

oddbagel:

eggito:

BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!

What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.

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annehathawillannehathaway:

that’s what you get you dumb bitch

annehathawillannehathaway:

that’s what you get you dumb bitch

hellatubbie:

according to my calculations image

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

*casually slides one titty out* so what

freewlfi:

bangarz:

I just found the best Facebook page

i’d call this bullshit but then i remember my aunt went to a private boarding school and my grandpa picked her up in a helicopter every friday so she could go home for the weekends

schloong:

prauprganda:

schloong:

guys stop.
i started the selfie olympics in 2008.

photoshop

you seriously think im wearing light wash flared jeans in 2014?

schloong:

prauprganda:

schloong:

guys stop.

i started the selfie olympics in 2008.

photoshop

you seriously think im wearing light wash flared jeans in 2014?

foxmccloud:

can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this

foxmccloud:

can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this

2 headphones: you can't talk to me
1 headphone: you can't talk to me
no headphones: you still can't talk to me

stickysheep:

hellhog:

starborn-vagaboo:

viergacht:

five-years-gone:

hadesleprechaun:

Godzilla - Our best looks so far

Honestly I have no idea how the film could possibly end good, what the hell can even stop this thing?

Because Godzilla’s the good guy!

SO EXCITED FOR THIS MOVIE

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

Look at this handsome mother f*cker. Look at the inside of his mouth oh my god. LOOK AT HIS JAW MUSCLES. LOOK AT HOW PERFECT.

girlxgirlxcat:

By: ねりま

girlxgirlxcat:

By: ねりま

deluminator:

ufck
Sometimes, people use insults as a way of flirting. Pretending to hate someone they actually desire to be with.
(via psych-facts)